An engineer?
What is common between an engineer and lightning? After the flash the damage has to be repaired.
That was the first engineer related joke I recieved after starting my studies at Turku University of Applied Sciences. The Studies started at 29th of August 2005. I'm doing Degree Programme in Information Technology and after graduation I'll be Bachelor of Engineering.
If you like, you may take a look at the grades I've had this far.